Fernando & Gordon's Drive-time Circus

I think that inside of us, is a camp man waiting to pounce out and claw his way into the kitty-kat ways of life. Whatever that means...

On today's adventure, Fairuz and I discovered our camp sides. Fernando & Gordon (that's me, darling). And no Fernando & Gordon could come without their poolboy, Jones (but considering the condition of the pool, one wonders...) who leads a double life as the Drag-queen Fairuz.

You know I have this dress that would look so good on you. Have you done modeling before?

Looking for...

Slurp.